Public record

The record on Scott Lafferty.

Satire

A theatrical composite of Scott Lafferty — thief of peace, addict of attention, pro se legend, filed as Scooter Laugherty. This page is the written file. Shane Robertson is the comment. Courtney Robertson is the episode. Larry Maynard has a truck. Conneticunts is the map. Names are theatrical. Minors are not exhibits.

1. 01 · Charge

   He is a thief.

   Arrested for shoplifting at Stop & Shop. South Windsor Police ordered him to stop in the parking lot, cuffed his hands behind his back, and put him in a cruiser. The stills from the lot are Exhibit A.

2. 02 · Charge

   He is an addict of attention.

   The living-room file: corn in the beard, glaze on the donut, a phone that never leaves the hand. The couch is Exhibit C. The line on the tape is about genes.

3. 03 · Charge

   He has a record.

   Arrested for filing a false report after a welfare check on a lawn that did not contain the wife he named. Officers found no Kelly at the address. The lawn kept the line: she never loved you.

4. 04 · Charge

   He is named in the thread.

   Exhibit F. He lies on the couch and reads the Mansfield-Storrs Patch. Fight at Dollar General. A comment that does not blink: his name is Shane Robertson. The stills from the scroll are the #betrayal drop.

5. 05 · Charge

   Courtney Robertson answers primetime.

   Exhibit L, filed 11 September 2026. Courtney Robertson writes from Yahoo Mail to the site address and to AOL, copies Connecticut agencies, and tells whoever is using the file as a mailbox to leave her alone. Fake accounts, a brother impersonated, a PDF on the thread. The letter is on the evidence page. A paragraph concerning a child is withheld. Minors are not exhibits.

6. 06 · Charge

   Shane Robertson of Mansfield.

   Police identified the primary suspect as Shane Robertson of Mansfield. Felony charges are pending. The uncle. The thread is Exhibit J. Initials only.

Identity

Scott Lafferty

Alias

Scooter Laugherty · Scott Augustus

Location

Conneticunts · Union, Connecticut

Phone

860.420.9195

Docket

RVL-FA-26-LAUGHERTY

Next hearing

October 13, 2026 · 9:30 a.m.

What this is: a patriotic parody archive and merch shop. It satirizes a courtroom cowboy with a custody docket for a personality. In this story, Kellie left, documented, and declined the next emergency. Daddy Tom did nothing wrong. See also Scott Lafferty, Shane Robertson, Courtney Robertson, Larry Maynard, and Conneticunts.

#dontbeaScooter #dontbeaPatty #dontbeaCUCK #betrayal