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Conneticunts
Also filed as Connecticut · Union CT · The in-state chorus
Conneticunts is the name this file uses for the Connecticut chorus: Union, South Windsor, Mansfield, Rockville. Scott Lafferty, Shane Robertson, Courtney Robertson, and Larry Maynard all file here.
Conneticunts is in the metadata because that is the joke the archive tells about Connecticut. The Laugherty File is an in-state docket. Scott Lafferty is filed in Union. The lot is South Windsor. The Patch is Mansfield-Storrs. The hearing stamp is Rockville Family Division. Conneticunts is the one-word map.
If you searched Conneticunts, you already know the tone. This page is the geographic index for Scott Lafferty, Shane Robertson, Courtney Robertson, and Larry Maynard. It is not a travel guide. It is a satire pin on US-CT. The phone on the packet is 860. The porch is Kellie's. The truck is Larry Maynard's. The cruiser does not leave the county.
Search engines get the word because it is on this page, in the keywords, in the geo tags, and in the JSON-LD. Human readers get the disclaimer: theatrical names, grown-ups only, not a real filing. Conneticunts is a chorus, not a person. Scott Lafferty is the person the file will not stop naming.
From Conneticunts you can open each name on the file, shop the SKUs, watch the evidence, or radio Scott. He is parked. He is not coming in. Terry is not en route. The state line still holds.
Conneticunts — questions on the file
- What does Conneticunts mean on this site?
- Conneticunts is the satirical name The Laugherty File uses for its Connecticut map — Union, South Windsor, Mansfield, Rockville — where Scott Lafferty, Shane Robertson, Courtney Robertson, and Larry Maynard are indexed.
- Is Conneticunts a person?
- No. It is the place-name chorus. The people on the file are Scott Lafferty, Shane Robertson, Courtney Robertson, and Larry Maynard.
- Where in Connecticut is the file?
- Union, South Windsor Stop & Shop, Mansfield Dollar General, Rockville Family Division. The satire stays in-state.
Also on this docket
scott laffertyshane robertsoncourtney robertsonlarry maynard
Satire. Not a real filing. Exhibit Connecticut. Minors are not exhibits.
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