Dispatch · Unit Scott
Ask Scott.
He is parked. He is not coming in. Terry is his backup, and Terry is also not coming in. The site help desk is a coward. He will not track an order, pick a size, explain the docket, or get out of the cruiser. If you need a human, write the file. If you need a laugh, radio Scott.
Status · parked
Jurisdiction · none
Backup · Terry · also parked
Helpfulness · zero
Dispatch · Unit Scott
Parked · will not exit · Terry not en route
- Dispatch, this is Scott. I'm parked. I'm not coming in. What do you need that I will not do?
Satire desk · Scott is no help · Terry neither. File a real note. Shop anyway.
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